The Greenhouse - Luton

Had a great visit to this venue, very clean etc, pleasant staff and clientele. Plenty of guys up for some fun.

Visited on Friday night a week ago. Place was fairly busy with a mixture of guys of all ages, race, size & shape. There also seemed to be a good mix of top and ****** guys, which is a nice change!

The place was clean, bins everywhere and not much in the way of litter outside of them.

The staff member working the bar/reception (Ric****) was very friendly and on the ball, and made for pleasant company while cooling off in the bar.

I would echo another review, perhaps the *********s could have some guidance as to which side to be in as a ****er or ****ee, or at least a light over the doors to say if they’re occupied or not so it’s easier to work out which will be most advantageous to enter!

Also, I remember a lights-out night from some time back, which was a fun night that might be fun to bring back.

The only other thing I would mention is the darkroom behind the hot-tub gets very warm. Fortunately very few people even seem to know it’s there, so not many have to put up with the heat! Just my opinion, but I’d put it back up on the top floor where all the action is, maybe putting the watersports area down behind the hot-tub instead?

Some of the previous reviews are a bit unfair, this is overall a good sauna, plenty of guys of mixed types, big age range 20s-70s although often 40-70, some guys not engaging just walking round, although lots of friendly guys too, had some good fun here.

My first visit to the Luton Greenhouse was last week on ***** Wednesday. The guys who took my money was friendly and even let me off paying the extra quid to "join" as I hadn't accounted for that. He didn't give me a guided tour but pointed out where the lockers were which is all I wanted - I'm an adult and can discover things for myself.

The locker area is a bit cramped but is OK. The jacuzzi was good and there's quite a bit of fondling goes on in there de****e the signs. In fact all the areas I spent time in (most apart from the lounge area upstairs and the fetich area) were very clean and in good repair. My only complaint about this place is all the stairs and fire doors although the bright corridors linking the various parts of the sauna are a good place to display what yo've got, check out other guys, get some eye contact or even the odd sneaky touch.

My visit was in the afternoon and there was a good mix of guys: more older than younger but no shortage of fit men. I'm 49 myself (look younger) and I prefer my age or older so it suited me. I ****ed some large ***** in the glory ****s and had a couple of guys **** me in one of the private booths.

Unfortunately, I agree with some of the previous reviewers that the staff here, on all occasions that I've visited, are breathtakingly rude and absolutely lacking in 'people skills'. However, it should be noted that you're not visiting a Sauna to be bosom-buddies with the staff. Conversely, the Greenhouse Luton does have some interesting theme nights - ***** n Jocks, ***** Wednesday, etc.

***** n Jocks - usually held on the 1st Saturday of every month - can be interesting: wear a jock or swim trunks or designer underwear. It's an all-nighter, actually going on to about 6am the next morning and does attract some ***y Bedfordshire boys.

The premises are divided across three floors with a sauna cabin, jacuzzi, steam room, a dark maze with private rooms, also watersports area and ***** and cage, plus two small and slightly unpleasant smelling theatres showing ****; and a top floor with a communal dark room area with oval bed, and several other rooms. The clientele vary from *****s to muscle to guys 50+ (about 65% of clientele), but are pleasant enough and mostly at***ude-free which is normal for an out-of-London crowd.

The Sauna sometimes has an amateurish feel, with posters pinned to the walls asking customers to shower because "Body Odour is Offensive". WTF?! No ****. Quite why grown men need to be told this is bizarre, but it is intrusive and highly inappropriate.

I think the entrance fee - £13 - is too high for such a place and it should be more like £10 for the experience. On the six or seven occasions, I've visited I would say it could be hit-or-miss but on most occasions it was somewhat worthwhile. I did like the ***y feeling of the ***** N Jocks night, which is one of their more popular nights, although I often found that some of the customers - guys in their 70s or 80s - would not take 'no' for an answer and were extremely annoying.

Definitely worth a visit if you're in Luton, and makes a change from the strutting male pea***** of the London saunas.

Realy great place to have as much fun as you want! anyone wants to come with me herts19@hotmail.co.uk

Been there a few times. I have to drive around 60 miles to get there so I'm always pretty horned up by the time I get there.

Went on Monday - happened to be in Luton so why not? Not very busy but I guess there's never a guarantee. All the other times I went there, it was heaving. Wednesdays are best.

As much as I like the place, and the crowd - big boys are my favourite - it is highly unlikely that I will ever return. They are now giving you a welcome pack with one condom and one lube, and you have to purchase more if you want to. 80p for 2 condoms and 2 lube. Very reasonable price I say. The problem is that on Monday, and this wasn't at all busy, I could see many guys just taking the risk and not putting a condom on. Probably because they can't be bothered to go and buy the extra ones. Unless they lift the free condom restriction, this place will start to become the *****ing ground for STDs and HIV.

I will choose a better place - on my doorstep may I say - and have a better chance of making out with guys who are more likely to use or have used condoms. Greenhouse will become a place where ****-backing will become the norm. No thanks.

Call me when this changes.

Martin
orbit079@yahoo.com

This must be the worst sauna I've been to in years, I won't be going back ever again.

I have been going to this sauna for 10+ years and have the staff to be VERY helpful and friendly.
Yes, the clientele is mixed - I'm 63, fit and slim and I often get more than my fair share of fit young guys.

Talk about hypocrites - people slagging off the staff for being rude and then going on to comments about clients being fat, ugly or too old - now how rude is that. Practice what you preach guys!
Staff have always been friendly when I have been there, clients a mixed bunch which is surely what you need to cater for all tastes and facilities clean but a bit dated and top floor quite pungent with body odour. Overall I would say that it is worth a visit but could do better

this sauna is now closed - what a shame . A very good sauna

Pretty mixed reviews so far and, I afraid I am going to add to the 'mix':

I totally agree with previous comments about the staff - Total disdain, lazy almost sneering. If you ask the staff for anything, you are made to feel there are doing you a favor. Guys, take your head out of your *** and smell the coffee: GH is not going to survive unless you shake up your act!!! You are selling an experience which should enjoyable!!!

Facilities are generally good to very good but, it could do with general maintenance.

Cleanliness, good but occasionally, it slips in a big way.

Overall, I have choices: either London or Luton. GH in Luton had my custom over a number years but, there allure is fading rapidly. It's London venue's for me more often these days....

Just back from Greenhouse Sauna after a debated visit due to the reviews. The chap on reception was polite and friendly and there was a mixed range of customers. The Sauna is dated and could do with a facelift but apart from that couldn’t fault it. Take your chance&****ip;

Drove 30 miles to visit this sauna on a Saturday evening at 5.30pm. Sauna itself is okay, three floors, quite spacious. Clientele not to my liking, just not my cup of tea, a lot of guys 50 plus, and quite a large contingent are overweight. Ok, every sauna has its bad days.

The worst thing about this sauna are the staff - as the previous reviewer has said, they are indeed extraordinarily rude, even when asking a simple question.

On my visit, not a single glimmer of warmth or friendliness was shown by the manager - Darren - who was working the door. He was dismissive, abrupt and cold and had absolutely no people skills whatsoever. His manner would be described as consumingly unwelcoming. I have never before encountered this level of rudeness and shall not be visiting this sauna again. It is shocking the level of rudeness coming from the staff here,

The staff are extraordinarily rude - belittling the most simply requests.

Facilities - good and clean.

But, the staff will be the ruin of this place.....

Went on Saturday night for ****s n Jocks. Expecting a great night. Drove over 3 hours to get there. Upon entry, the member of staff was grumpy, frowning, very brusque; when spoken to, he barks back a response, not at all warm or friendly, didn't look me in the eye once.

About 40 or so guys around the entire evening from 9.45pm until 2.30 am (when I left). As it was ****s n Jocks, some were *****, some were wearing jocks or underwear, etc.

Apart from one v-hot blonde guy in a black jock, I've never seen a more unattractive lot than this bunch of fatties, pot-bellied pigs and weirdos; they weren't only out of shape and ugly, they were rude, insensitive, exhibiting shocking behaviour: farting, belching, singing at the tops of their voices, wandering around in sh*t-streaked towels, insulting other guys who they did not know with cr*** comments, go**ling down food like starved varmints. I even saw a roly-poly use one of the private rooms as a toilet (a No 2).

Aside from the 98% lack of talent, the place stank of Body Odour (I saw they had signs up about B.O. asking customers to wash!), the place was generally down-at-heel, very timewarp sort of place stuck in the 1980s, some of the private rooms smelt horrid as if someone had died in there, the free buffet was not good either, toilet blocked and left like that, brown lumps floating in jacuzzi, only 1 computer working in internet room, some sticky and horrid on the carpet, entertainment very flat (drag *****s and strippers), very b*tchy cliquey clientele.

£13 for this? No thanks. It was a shock-fest. Save your money and get the train to London and head to Chariots Vauxhall or Pleasuredrome.

Terrible. A ****-poor experience. Never again.

a great afternoon. went after lunch on a friday and the place was humming with guys, but an asian ***** took my fancy. delicious hairless ****, bent to the right and an ******* to die for. after a brief encounter in the ********* rooms, we went to a cubicle. i wasn't the first to **** him that day cos when i got behind to get my tongue up inside his sweet ****, it was full of delicious ***... i slurped it up, then slid my tongue inside. this boy wanted it badly. he was dripping pre***. i'm not small, but my **** slid in with no resistance and soon my balls were banging on his butt. i don't know what he was murmuring cos it wasn't english, but i did understand "**** me **** daddy". i finished and pulled out. **** a giant **** into his bum. i wanted him to *** too so i could taste some asian ***, but he turned away. i left, but as i walked away, someone else went into the cubicle and the door locked again. from what i could hear, that ***** was getting another pounding. still later in the steam room two guys were ****ing. i waited my turn, then has a second **** that day. i saw the asian ***** once more.... also in the steam room, getting another pounding by a black guy with a **** bigger than mine. what a ****. two ****s and a great session in the glory **** room. gonna go back soon

Once again, I visited this sauna today for the Dare to ****back day and it was full of fatties.

I can ***ure you that I am me, I'm Terri_bttm from Wellingborough. And I'm not Fanny Love, who wears a white wedding dress.

I visited today Wednesday 20 February 2013 for their Dare to **** day.

The place was jam-packed with what can only be described as fatties. Horrible. And to pay £13 for the privilege. I won't be back anytime soon.

A horrible, down-at-heel sauna with the grumpiest, rudest staff anywhere in the country. Boo hiss boo.

Terri_bttm

It is such a shame that Jack cant get his head around the fact that he will be old too oneday.
The staff are very friendly if your friendly towards them and as for the guys that go there a real nice mix of ages. I just wish i could got there more often

Sorry, but your headline is misleading: this sauna does not have a warm, welcoming atmosphere whatsoever. The staff are particularly rude, and seem to take perverse delight in the cold and petty way they speak to customers. They should remember that it is us who pay their wages. I have a choice of saunas on my doorstep: all the ones in London, and so for me to travel to Luton is an undertaking. Rather than embracing the pink pound, and treating me like a respected and appreciated customer, these people don't give a toss. The customers are pleasant, although it does tend to be a lot of guys in the 50+ age range, which isn't my cup of tea (I'm 28 and looking to hook up with guys around my age).

well worth a visit would recommend weds as that is ***** day all typed get there and very liberal scene has dungoen with attched wet room for ws lovers

That previous review is most unfair. As with any sauna you will get a complete mix of people and not all will be ***y young studs. This is a great place, particularly on ***** Wednesdays