The Locker Room - London

Great management and staff, pleasant atmosphere for the most part, but recent visits have been ruined by one particular unpleasant patron who seems to be there all the time. His climbing up cubicle doors to peer inside, his desperation visits to the changing area as new patrons arrive, his ****ting in mop buckets and shower areas, his touchy-feely antics with patrons, his hogging of ***** rooms, cubicles and blocking of stairwells, and his loud and rather personal comments about the appearance of patrons is certainly no joking matter. Comments on other review sites actually name him, but somehow nothing seems to be done about him. The sauna is doubtlessly losing repeat business because of him. I’d really like to rate the sauna much more highly, but unfortunately until the management resolve the issue with the particular patron, it is likely - and indeed deserves - to lose support. Nobody should leave a sauna feeling uncomfortable because of another customer's behaviour, hygiene or unwanted attention.

I was in London on Sunday so paid this place a visit after hearing good things via word of mouth. The actual locker room is small and there were three old *****s taking up the bench in the middle playing with Siri on an iPhone like they were teenage girls. Once undressed I went to explore. It all seemed very narrow, dark and small. I found the new sauna cabin which is very good and very hot. The rooms/cubicles were cramped with only foam mat flooring for comfort. It was just about big enough for me to get ****ed in one of them but there wasn't much scope for trying different positions. They were clean though. I couldn't find any glory ****s and should have asked but didn't. The steam room didn't smell great but there was tons of action in there. There always seemed to be something going on on the big "bed" by the entrance too. Overall the venue/facilities didn't compare favourably with the Greenhouse saunas at Luton and Darlaston, or with Splash at Leicester. However, the guys were much better generally - better looking, slimmer, bigger *****, friendlier (surprising for London), and much more forward.

This is QUITE POSSIBLY...EVEN ACTUALLY...THE dirtiest sauna in Europe. I tried it recently, and although staff were sort of friendly, I notice a used condom discarded on the stair at the ******. Staff too busy chatting on their phones to clean this away. Someone had used one of the private cabins as a toilet and this was not cleaned up. Nauseating and nothing done about it!

The w**** building has a feeling of unlove, of old age, of decay, in many areas, a horrid, damp smell. Tatty. Scuffed. Rust. A smell of drains and toilets drifting from the upstairs loo as one sits and tries to use the internet. And this not a ***y place, too small for any real ********.

And the men. A motley collection of fatties, freaks and other wonderful creatures. Pot-bellies, bent noses, baldness, farting, obesity in some measure, and the singing in the shower, they were clamouring at the tops of their voices like a bunch of Welsh coal-miners for their Frey Bentos dinner. Spoke to the manager about the dirtiness and he didn't care. I wont be going back to this Black **** of Calcutta.

Friendly staff, warm atmosphere - nice mix of crowd, definitely the friendliest I've been to, and had some great fun with several young and attractive guys, definitely worth a visit. Free tea and coffee, staff are courteous, jokey and there's a great vibe here, meaning you leave on a high, which is a plus.
Sizewise, it's not m***ive, but it has enough facilities to tick most boxes.

Small friendly and very ***** specifically on ***** nights

First thing: it's very small and very quirky in it's layout and, very limited facilities (one WC & no Jacuzzi to name but a few omissions). But, staff really try **** to keep you happy and content - a far cry from the staff at Greenhouse Luton! The staff alone are the biggest plus point for this establishment!

Theme nights are quite fun but, a recent closure of Underground123.co.uk has caused a void which I feel the The Lockeroom will have difficulty in filling.

Otherwise, worth a try...