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This is a great sauna. You can hang out in the bar with other guys or just get stuck in with some wild sexy fun in the play areas. People will mention that the sauna cabin is small. It's true but it will hold a cosy half-dozen or more guys. Similarly the hot tub is small, a two-man affair, but that's because the suspended ceilling in the building can only bear so much weight. I like to think of the tub as small but intimate, or even romantic. There's a glory hole maze, immacuately presented. A tierered cinema room showing hot porn. A fantastic sling with lots of room for voyeurs as well as participants. There's a dark room which is always fun. There's a spanking and S&M facility. The steam room is a great place for fun. The private rooms are cosy and clean. Throughout the decor and presentation is top class, streets ahead of your average tatty British sauna. Favourite day for many is naked Tuesday when the place is heaving with hot guys all in the buff! I love the place.
In my opinion the best gay sauna in the UK.
What makes this place so special to me are the staff - they are always so helpful, friendly and busy. You can always find at least one staff member cleaning the place - which again is the other main reason I like this place, it’s spotlessly clean.
On the main level there’s a welcoming reception in the lounge area where you can chill, drink, eat, socialise and watch the big screen TVs, usually playing a film.
Then you have the jacuzzi, large enough for 5, with a TV screen again. Then showers, toilets, 2 big saunas and a steam room. Upstairs a set of glory holes, sling, dark areas, private rooms and a porn room.
As I was commenting, it is so clean. Usually there is at least one member of staff cleaning - as you leave a room have had some fun, they’re usually to be found popping in after you to clean down the surfaces. All their rooms are wipe-clean leatherette. It’s also worth saying the the heating is always on here too, so it’s nice and warm which is important as you’re only wearing a towel.
So if you’re looking for some fun while you’re in the South of England, come for a warm welcome and enjoy your day here.
Shabby sauna in central Portsmouth.
Positives: free parking right outside, easy to find, staff were excellent and very welcoming and showed me around as it was my first visit.
Negatives: the place is definitely tired, needs a good gutting and starting again. It was also not very warm, so given you’re just in a towel, the only warm place was the sauna! It’s also a rabbit warren. Two upstairs rooms, each with their own separate staircase. Also downstairs for a jacuzzi pool. I think the main thing I didn’t like about this place was it didn’t feel clean. Old sofa’s, plus material-covered soft furnishings in the private cabins and the play spaces. I would prefer wipe-clean surfaces that you could wipe before you play. I never saw anyone cleaning either.
In upstairs rooms, three rooms all playing porn, but with no sound! In one room the TV seemed to be stuck in the colour blue, so the movie was all blue tinted!
Probably won’t be going back here again. Head to Pink Broadway in Southampton for a much better, cleaner, and warmer experience.
The worst sauna I have ever been to - - unfortunately the only option we have here in Bristol without leaving the city. I go about twice a year, normally on a Saturday night as it’s the busiest time and I’m generally intoxicated - which dulls the impact of how skanky this place is. I’m not some queen who loves to leave a bitchy review because nobody went near my battered old hole last time I was there, it’s basically like if you were to order a sauna experience from Brainfarts’R’Us.com - - this is wheat you would get, on entry you are “welcomed” by generally an apparently lobotomised extra from the Walking Dead. Then you walk through into the changing rooms which are cold, slippery and unpleasant to get changed in. The jacuzzi around the corner is generally fine and the smoking area also is perfectly adequate. If however you want to take a shower then you can detowel in direct view of the zombietwink staff and push a button which prompts a trickle of tepid water to trickle down onto you, but you have to press the button again every 3 seconds as this is perfect if you are trying to create your own version of Chinese Water Torture. Then up the stairs which are a hazard. They also creak loudly, and are poorly lit. Once upstairs the is a pathetic attempt at a maze gloryhole room with a few bits of cardboard erected which no one ever uses and some bits of the cardboard have holes drilled in but again imagine whoever designed this room let off a massive brain fart as the did it. Then there’s some more gloryholes where the idea is to have one side on a raised platform but about as much thought went into these as the maze room. Next you have 4 separate rooms, one used to have a sling in it but for some reason it is no longer there. It’s as though the thought process was let’s take out the sling, guys are liking using it too much. We already have one in the group room upstairs anyway so no one will notice. Anyway, more stairs but these ones have carpet so a slight improvement all they need to think about now is a light or 2 so people can see them. Group room up top with sling and benches to fuck, as long as you’re not put off by the chorus of snoring from the couple of old farts that tend to have passed out. Anyway that’s about it, there USA steam room/sauna but I don’t think either have ever worked.if GordonRamsey ever decides to branch out and do gay saunas this is where he’d start. Also I heard a rumour there’s a lesbian night once a month now? Anyway the smell of stale minge last time was not pleasant
Something for everyone here. Clean, very atmospheric, I always look forward to my trips here on Bears day. Food is good (for the money). Staff are just right. .What's not to like? Only niggle is the hidden steps in upstairs play area - although lit - can still catch the unwary out.